On this weeks episode, we travel to Convington WA to discuss the pressing issues of bird poo types with friends Downtown Ally Brown and Jordan. The appointing of a U.N. Alien Ambassador has the dudes at the SETI Institute a little pissed. Jordan might be a rascist. Ally gets called the "c" word three times. Everybody wants to visit America's hottest rehab spots. And Lindsey Lohan is once again on Aaron's mind. BOOM.